Something Stumbled...

I stumbled across this when I was clearing my hard drive. It made me laugh...

Dear Muse,

Your attention span is much like that of a gnat. Or, more so like that of a crack baby. You float, or flit more like it, aimlessly from topic to topic, and have I mentioned to you lately that you are such a slut? Seriously, Dearie. I know that girls are pretty, and we do love to make them love us, but that can wait can’t it?

I know you are lonely. I feel it too. I know you want to go and find us something warm to snuggle, but can’t it wait? There is all of this lovely writing we have to be doing right now. You know, that project you have had me working on for a year now. Yes, that one.

You just stopped, Musie. I need you and can’t do this without you. Stop being such a slut. We will find us a pretty girl soonish. College is right around the corner and everything will be all right then. You have my word.

Sincerely,
Jessica